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Self-Improvement Is Masturbation
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38867Sometimes I feel like I’m a-fucking-mazing. Those days when you just wake up with sunglasses on, and stroll down the halls as you envision everyone turning their heads to look at how cool you are thinking, “He’s the shit.”
More often than not though I don’t, and therefore cease being awesome.
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… It’s fucking retarded.. Sorry, i know i shouldnt say that… And by retarded i mean they can do anything.
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What DubStep Sounds Like To Your Parents
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Thoughts On Source Code Two
After much deliberation, i’ve concluded that source code two would be fantastic. at first i didn’t, but here’s why i changed my mind: -source code two would star jake gyllenhaal, that is already good criteria for any amazing movie -it would probably have an amazing sex scene between gyllenhaal and michele monaghan. it’ll be like brokeback, but without ledger and instead of hathaway it would have monaghan…. okay that analogy sounds awful, but trust me on this -SC2 would take place some time after the first one did, where Sean is expected to be someone he is not by this girl who doesn’t know his real identity. when some sort of awful event happens, gyllenhaal takes his concerns to the military base. since he is the only civillian who knows about the source code project, it’ll be easy for him to convince goodwin and the general of his identity, and he will be able to assist HIMSELF in the prevention of another disaster via source code.
-michele monaghan could be held hostage perhaps, thus presenting an opportunity for the director to take to plot into a rescue movie, ( ALA princess peach)
it will be amazing.
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Why does doing the right thing for others result in pain for yourself?
I know what i want to do.
I know what will make me happy.
And yet, i have to do what’s right.
Fuck morals.
